Finally, the ever-gallant and valiant general public has assembled to champion the right of a woman to use pens tailored to her womanly needs!
“Obama has never opened a lemonade stand!”
AND THAT, AS WE ALL BLOODY WELL KNOW, IS HOW WE CHOOSE OUR LEADERS! ONLY LEMONADE SELLERS ARE ELECTABLE IN THIS COUNTRY? I MEAN, WHAT THE DEVIL DO WE LOOK LIKE? COMMUNIST RUSSIA?!
so apparently i accidentally unfollowed ezra at some point. (i swear it wasn’t right after i virtually threw my feces at him.) but anyway, that was a horrible mistake. and now none of my reading will get done ever.
Russians doing their thing again
> I’m so glad we have Russia.
> This is frickin awesome.
> That’s the best video ever.
> What I want to know is that how they caught those pigeons…
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.