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machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first

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Finally, the ever-gallant and valiant general public has assembled to champion the right of a woman to use pens tailored to her womanly needs! 

rita-lee:

princessclouddyl:

crewnex:

obama means family 

obama means nobody gets left behind

or forgotten

sorkinfan:

“Obama has never opened a lemonade stand!”

AND THAT, AS WE ALL BLOODY WELL KNOW, IS HOW WE CHOOSE OUR LEADERS! ONLY LEMONADE SELLERS ARE ELECTABLE IN THIS COUNTRY? I MEAN, WHAT THE DEVIL DO WE LOOK LIKE? COMMUNIST RUSSIA?!

so apparently i accidentally unfollowed ezra at some point. (i swear it wasn’t right after i virtually threw my feces at him.) but anyway, that was a horrible mistake. and now none of my reading will get done ever.

eastafrodite:

“Muslims are horribly regressive and primitive” hollered the New Atheist MRA as he modeled his new collection of fedora hats on photo booth, failing to realize the camera on his laptop was refined during the Islamic Golden Age.

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lord-kitschener:

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Russians doing their thing again

> I’m so glad we have Russia.

> This is frickin awesome.

> That’s the best video ever.

> What I want to know is that how they caught those pigeons…

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And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.

Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

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